24 June 2010

Naruto

{~{Role Play created with}~{Furisca D'Fynn}~}

Furisca D' Fynn sighed. She was lying on her pillow, legs propped up agaisnt a log.

"How long now till we reach Suna?" She drew an arm over her tired eyes. She couldn't get to sleep.

He kept poppig in her mind... it had been happening for a while now...


'Should be the day after tomorrow' Setari answered, sounding slightly anxious and excited. 'I can't wait' She beamed.


Furry rolled her eyes. She sat and walked over to Naruto, who was eating ramen.

She sat down beside him and poked him in the head. "Ne, ne, is there any ramen left?" Naruto shrugged, he had his mouthful.

He swallowed. "I think there's a bit left..." Furry checked.

"Hey there is! Its mine!" she chuckled evily and slurped it down.


Setari followed Furry's lead and grabbed a pack of noodles that she'd brought with her, boiling some water over the fire se quickly cooked them and scoffed them down. 'Nummy!' She grinned.


"...The stars look pretty..." furry said out loud. Shikamaru nodded slighty beside her.


'Sure do' Setari agreed, waiting for her next pack of noodles to cook.


Furry sighed. "kaaaasaaaan... I can't sleep" She went back to Setari to lean on her shoulder. "Do have anything that will help?"


'Well, do you have anything on yor mind? 'Cause if thats what's stopping you sleeping, talking about it might help. Otherwise, I could always sing to you.' She suggested.


Furry didnt feel like talking, but singing intruged the girl greatly. "Sing please kaasan..."


Setari closed her eyes for a moment then began to sing softly.

Nobody knows who I really am,
I never felt this empty before,
And if I ever need someone to come along,
Who's gonna comfort me and keep me strong?

Tabi wa mada tsutsui teku, odayaka na himo,
Tsuki wa mata atarashi shuuki de mune wo terashi dasu.
Inori wo sasagete, atarashi hi wo matsu,
Azayakani hikaru umi, sono hate made ee


She finished singing, and only then realised that most everyone was staring at her. She blushed faintly.


Shikamaru smiled slighty, Naurto and Kiba clapped a little and Sakura grinned. "Beautiful!" Ino said

Furry was asleep on Setari's sholder.

She was smiling a little.



{~{The Next Morning}~}

Setari woke next morning with a smile on her face. She was going back to Suna, they were going to see him!


Furry felt this area was reasonably safe, so she got comfatable.

Snoring, head first one the ground, arms splayed and her bum stuck up in the air says something; that this place feels like home.

Naruto sniggered at furry's postion.


Setari bit back a laugh and went to wake her friend before she hurt herself.


Furry felt her bum topple over, the rest of her following.

"OOOW!" She cried out. She sat up. "Oh... It's morning..." Furry rubbed her eyes and stood up. "Kaasan... What's for breakfast?"


'Well...' Setari hesitated, seeing Naruto was already stuffing his face full of Ramen. 'Whatever you want, I guess' she shrugged, boiling herself some noodles.


Furry frowned.

WAIT...

"I packed some bread..." Furry thought aloud. She turned to her backpack and drew out half a loaf. "Ne, ne, anyone want some? It's not going last long..."


Setari and Naruto both shook their heads, both their mouths equally full of either Ramen or noodles. They glared at each other, lightning zapping between the two of them before they resumed their eating contest.


Furry stared at the two nervously. "Oh...kaaay... Ino?" Ino was looking at her, then she nodded.

Furry gave her a slice and two slices for herself. "ne ne, why is everyone so quiet?"


'Eating' Setari and Naruto both said at the same time.

Shikamaru and Shino both just shrugged.


'Theres an exception for you too...' Furry thought. Her eyes windened. "AH!"

She stood up, stole a inch of meat that was about to fall out of naruto's bowl, and went over to the sleeping Kiba and his dog.

She wafted it in front of his nose. "Arise! Oh, Doggy One! It is morn and you havn't moved!" Kiba twitched and unconsoucily drew his head forward to take the meat. Furry giggled. "Wake up, Dog-Breath, before I eat this..." It suddenly wasn't in her hand anymore.

"Wha..?" Kiba, now awake, looked confused before they stared at a suspicous huge dog accusingly. It look very content.

Furry and Kiba pounced on it playfully. "Gimme back my meat!"


Naruto joined the scuffle, demanding his meat back, and Setari took the opertunity to stuff several more bowlfuls of noodles into her mouth while Naruto was distracted.


Furry laughed and bit gently on Akamaru's ear. It playfully bit her back on the leg. "Woof!" she cried.

Kiba laughed and laughed harder when Naruto tried to pry the dogs jaws open. Furry crept up behind and grabbed naruto, threw him on the floor to tickle him all she was worth. Sakura joined in to.


Setari finally finished her noodles and wondered what she could do to entertain herself. She spotted Kakashi not too far off, reading Icha Icha Paradise. So she snuck up behind him and read with him. He turned the page. 'Hey! I wasn't done reading that!' Setari protested. Kakashi snapped the book shut.

'You shouldn't be reading it anyway.' He said, slightly surprised.

Setari twitched once. Twice. Three times. Then burst out laughing. Kakashi frowned, confused. 'I'm further in the series than you are!' Setari continued laughing.

Kakashi gaped.


Furry turned her head, her face dark, eyes glinting. She looked directly where that oh, so sexy voice came. Only one thing was going through her head.

'...Kaka...-'kun'...'

She stood up, the others backed away, and started towards Kakashi.


Setari was too busy laughing to notice Furry, and Kakashi was still in a reasonable amount of shock.


He noticed when Furry grabbed his shirt and dragged him down, face to face.

"Ah! ...Fluff-"

"DON'T YOU 'FLUFF' ME KAKA-CHAN!!! WHERE THE FECK YOU BEEN?!?!?"

"Umm... here and there..." He sweat dropped.


Setari laughed, taking the opportunity to steal Kakashi's book. She settled against the tree behind her and flipped to where she was in the book and began to read.


Furry sniffed.

'Dontblush...Dontblush...Dontblush...Dontblush...Dontblush...'

A very faint line of pink dusted Furrys cheeks. Unfortunatly, he noticed.

"Maa, maa, whats this Fluff-chan?" He drew to her a little closer. "My, Furisca-Tenichi! Do you happen to have something for me?"

Furry's blush was beginning to brighten. "...W-who would love a freak like you?!" Kakashi looked taken back, in a teasing sort of way, then his eye turned upwards.

"I didn't say anything about love..."

...

AKWARD!!

Furry grimanced. "...I was just saying, you know?! SHUT UP!" Her fist flew into his cheek (she didnt want to hurt him that much) and backed away. "Cheeky bastard! I'm going to take a piss!" and she stormed off.

Kakashi was rubbing his cheek. "Maa, maa, what did I do?" He turned to Setari. "Oi, kids these days!" He took the book back. "I dont care if you were reading it, you've already read it, leave me be and let me read"


Setari sighed. 'Kakashi-kun, despite how much you read about them, you just don't understand girls, do you?' Setari asked, pulling out her own version of the book and settling back into reading.

'Ne, TARI-CHAN!' Naruto yelled in her ear.

'What?' Setari looked up at Naruto. 'Do you want to read it?' She asked, offering him the book.

Naruto visibly recoiled. 'No, but we need to go.'

'Wait till Furry gets back before you bother me' Setari muttered.

'Jeez, you're worse than Kakashi!' Naruto moaned. Setari ignored him.


Furry came back, looking like she had calmed down and a little relived. "Right" she put her hands on her hips. "lets go visit Kaasan's boyfriend."


Setari looked up. She blushed bright crimson, sent a slightly teasing death glare at Furry, before poofing, book and all.

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino, Tenten, Neji, Lee, and Kakashi all stared at the space where Setari had been, then turned their heads to look at Furry.


Furry just raised an eyebrow. "Fine be like that if ya want, kaasan" she turned no her heel and started to lead for awhile, the others followed.

After a few minutes. "Hey, if Setari is kaasan, is Gaara tousan?!" Furry giggled.

Tenten laughed also. "The look on his face if you call him that!"


Pretty much everyone else was still confused. Naruto suddenly blinked out of his trance. 'Setari is dating Gaara?!'

This seemed to bring Ino out of her own daze. 'WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?!' She screeched.

Kiba covered his ears. 'I think thats why' He muttered. Only Furry, Hinata, Sakura, Tenten and Shikamaru knew that Setari was going out with Gaara.


Furry laughed hesitanitly. "Anywaaays back to my questions, what do you guys think?"


Setari leaned back against the tree trunk. Ok, so she didn't really mind that Furry had told everyone, but she minded that everyone knew.

Because now she was going to be subject to Ino's "wisdom" talks, Naruto demanding why everthing always happened to Gaara, and why he couldn't get the girl of his dreams, which of course would put both Hinata and Sakura in a bad mood, which in turn would upset both Neji and Lee. Shikamaru would be pissed, and Chouji would be upset because of Ino, Kiba would be pissed for Hinata, as would Shino. Sasuke would be pissed because everyone was pissed. She sighed. Ah, well, she'd see Gaara soon anyway. With that thought, she poofed next to Furry and ignored everyone as she continued to read.


Furry didnt flinch because Setari popped up.

She flinched beacuse she knew that aura anywhere! She whispered quietly in Setari's ear. "...Are you made with me, kaasan?"


'No...' Setari sighed. 'Just a little annoyed... not with you... just with them' She glanced over her shoulder to see her prediction had come true. Tensions were running high as both Naruto and Ino ranted on and on, increasing the gloomy atmosphere.


Furry grinned. "I can sort that!"

She was suddenly between Ino and Naruto. Furry pulled their heads together and started whispering something. Kiba over heard a little and sniggered as did Sakura.

"Ok you two?" They nodded. "Great"

Silence.

"Lets play a game" said a very bored Kakashi. Furry cocked her head to one side.

"Hey, lets not and say we did" she gestured with her arms. "What you do? play game. Really? NO!"

"I spy... something..." He looked around. "...grey"

Furry rolled her eyes. "Umm... is it that cloud over there?"

"How did you guess that so quickly?! Do you have ESPN?"

Furry, whom was now next to setari, and that was way in front of the others, turned to look at him. "Yes, I have ESPN! I've also got ShowTime and HPO! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Maa, maa, Furry your turn"

Furry turned to look at Setari.


Setari sighed, for some reason she was tired. Maybe it was because there were at least three people now staring at her. 'What?' She asked lazily, turning her head as he gaze flickered between Naruto, Ino and Furry. Naruto and Ino may have stopped ranting, but they were still thinking about it.


"Ne, ne, kaasan? Do I have to?" Furry frowned. "I spy... something... green... and brooown... Yup, brown"


'You don't have to' Setari said bluntly, looking back at Ino and Naruto. 'Wha~at?' She drawled out again, making it clear they were tiring her.

'I don't get it' Naruto pouted. He then proceeded to mumble somehting about unfair and "Sakura-chan".

Setari twitched.

Naruto continued to mutter

Setari continued to twitch.

Naruto muttered some more.

Sakura also began to twitch.

Naruto hung his head.

In unison, Setari and Sakura both slammed their fists into his head. Naruto went flying into a tree. 'Have you ever thought' Setari began angrily. 'That there might be other girls besides your precious "Sakura-chan"?!'

Naruto just blinked.

Sakura was nodding, looking peeved.

Hinata was blushing.

Setari sighed 'You really are an idiot'

'HEY!'


Suddenly the ground started shaking. "WHAT THE FECK?!" Furry cried.

Kiba clutched his sides. "I think im having a bowel movement..."

Silence.

"Was that a mini-earthquake?" Kakashi was not disrupted from his reading.

"I think so..." Furry scowled. "KAKASHI! IF YOU DONT STOP READING THAT BOOK I WILL BURN IT!" An eye turned towards her.

"Really? Or are you jealous I'm not thinking about you?"

Furry stood rock still.

...

"YOU BASTARD!!!"

Annnd everything went back to normal.


Setari pouted. 'Naw, Furry, you can't burn Icha! Icha! Thats just mean!' Chibi tears began to form in her eyes.


Furry sighed. "There is only ONE type of book in the world... the ONLY, REAL type..." She closed her eyes. "It... surpasses The Bible..."


'Eh?' Setari looked confused. 'I don't understand...'


Furry looked at Setari. "In otherwords... ITS DA BEST"


'It being...?' Setari prompted, either she was being slow, or Furry wasn't actually making sense.


Furry opened her eyes. "...Doujinshi!"

Empty black space. Spotlight casting down on Furisca D' Fynn. She holds a Doujinshi!

"YES! A doujinshi is the Bible, it gives you what you want! When you want! And you got it! Doujinshi is the next best thing since Runescape! It casts couples of dreams into a reality, but in a BOOK! Yaoi, yuri, hentai, endore... THERE IS SO MANY!!"

Back in reailty.

Furry shrugged. "My point anyways"


Both Kakashi and Setari blinked for a moment before saying in unison. 'Icha Icha Paradise beats Doujinshi!'


Furry bristled. "HOW DARE YOU!" She looked away, about to say something else but then she noticed there were not so many trees. "...Hey, we're nearing the desert... Sweet!"


Setari perked up at this. 'YEAY!' She cheered childishly. Then she stopped a thought entering her mind. 'Although, Furry, I did read a pretty sweet doujinshi about NH'

'NH?' Naruto questioned.

'The truth would scar you for life, Naruto-kun' Setari said bluntly, patting his blonde head. He scowled, but decided she was probably right and he didn't want to know.


Furry cackled evily. Glancing at Hinata, whom was looking at Naruto.

After awhile. "Bloody hell! It's getting hotter alright!" Furry grimanced 'I wonder if my pale skin can stand against the desert?'


'Didn't anyone ever invent a sunblock Jutsu?' Setari asked sulkily, Furry's statement reminding her of the last time she'd been here.


Furry thought for a bit. "...I think someone tried to, but when he tried it on himself, he was never seen again." she cocked her head to oneside. "Really all there was left was this mini dust-devil. Weird, so anyway, how far now till we reach Suna?"

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