24 June 2010

Van Helsing

{~{Role Play created with}~{Furisca D'Fynn}~}

A growl emmited from the covers.

That fucking alarm clock was beeping... 5 MINTUES before she had to get up.

Furisca D'Fynn rose like a zombie from her bed and literally punched the clock off her table to the other side of the room. She groaned. "I'm awake now... fecking alarm..."

It proves the theory Tesco's made; 'Every little counts'. Bastards.


Setari sat up in bed, ignoring her alarm and letting it beep it's battery to death. She got ready for school as quickly as she could.


Furry, right now, was taking a shower. She couldn't be arsed to wash her hair, despite how greasy it was. Suddenly -

"AAAAAH!!!"

- It turned blistering hot.

"WHO THE FECK IS MESSING AROUND WITH THE TAPS AGAIN, SARAH?!?!" Furry had a blue-with-white-spots shower cap on, sticking her head out of the shower.

Later, she went down stairs, dressed and cleaned, for breakfast. "Ne, ne, Kaasan? You up?"


'Yeah' Setari called tiredly. She came out of her room and stumbled into the kitchen to make some instant noodles.


Furry sighed. "Ne, ne, kaasan? Do I have to go to college today? I got a deadline in two days, and this is not helping..." Furry cocked her head to one side. "Don't you have a deadline also?"


'Yeah.' Setari sighed. 'But I've only got one lecture today, for about an hour his morning, so no biggie.' She shrugged. 'I'll have the rest of the day to write'


Furry sighed. She had english literature, and art and a few other subjects. This was taking a strain on her.

"Kaasan, are there anymore noodles left in the pot?"


'Do you want some?' Setari asked.


Furry nodded gratefully. "I'll get some drinks, ne? What you want?"


'Oh, something fizzy and caffinated.' Setari sighed. 'Irn Bru'


Furry nodded. She got out a beer and red devil for herself, and Irn Bru from the fridge and set them on the table. "Is it ready yet?"


'Just' Setari said. Just then the pinger went of and she got the noodles from the pan and divided them into two. She put each half on a plate and placed them on the small kitchen table.


Furry grinned and started eating with a fork. She never got used to chopsticks.

"Arigatou, kaasan" and started drinking her beer and engery drink


Setari picked up her chopsticks and shoveled down the noodles, before downing her Irn Bru. 'Oh, I feel better!' She smiled. 'Well, I have a lecture to attend.' She stood up and grabbed another bottle of Irn Bru. 'I gotta go, take care!' Setari waved once bfore grabbing her backpack off the hooks by the door and left.


Furry slammed her head on the table.

It was going to be another day...

She sholdered her bag and took the walk to the college.


Setari settled into her seat at the lecture hall and waited for her lecturer to arrive. Once he did, the lecture began and Setari tried, and failed, to pay attention.


Furry opened the door to her first classroom. She poked her head inside to find it almost empty.

"Fluff-chan!"

Furry's eye twichted at the childish name. If he says it again, she is going to-

"Hellooo?! Fluff-chan?!-" Furrys hands were around the boy's neck and choked on his words.

"CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL THROTTLE YOU!!"

"AAAH! LEMME GO!! YOUR DOING IT -choke- ALREADY!"

This day was going to be very slow, ne?


Setari felt herself falling asleep and shook herself, pulling her Irn Bru out of her bag and taking a long drink.


Furry burst our of her classroom, dragging Tobi, her best friends feet off the ground with her.

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

Tobi grinded to a halt, almost tripping up Furry. "Actully Fluff-chan..."

Twitch.

"...We still got two more classes." He looked down to see Furry's expressionless face. Ohh dear.

"Fluff-chan... come on..." He took her hand ignoring suspicous looks and giggles, and dragged her to the next class.


Setari was just about to leave the lecture hall, when the whole building shook and plaster rained from the ceiling. 'What the?!' She yelled as it shook again.


Furry suddenly heard a scream from the girl that walked by her. The whole place was shaking!

"TOBI?!" She looked and Tobi who was holding her hand tighter.

He looked at her. "Lets move!" and started dragging her to the school entrace. The sprinklers came on.

Furry tugged her hand back, it slipped from his touch. "Furisca!!! wait!!" Furry was already down the hallway.

"I got to save Setari!"


Setari was frowning. This wasn't an earthquake... She frowned and headed up the stairs, wondering what one earth could be causeing the whole building to shake.


Furry found the hall empty when she checked every room on the first floor. One room had already caved in.

"SETARI?!" she was being thrown this way and that. Tobi was behind her gasping for breath. Both were soaked from the sprinklers.

"Furry, she's probably already outside!" She ignored him and started up the stairs.

He grabbed her hand "Furisca! listen to me-"

"Tobi, you go, she isnt outside!"

He just gaped at her when she climbed the flight of stairs.


Setari reached the top floor and looked around. She ducked as a stone... creature was sent flying over her head. Thank god for her martial arts training. 'What the hell is going on?!' Setari yelled.

'Get out of here' A man told her as he ran past her after the creature.


"Setari?!" Furry caught a fleeting flick of her long silver hair round a corner. She bolted. Screamed and fell when this... thing! came out of nowhere and smashed into the wall next to her. She stared at it.

"...Oh... My god..."


The creature shook itself but the man had pounced on it before it could move. He wrapped a metal cable round it and tied it up. He sighed. ''Scuse me, ladies' He touched the rim of his hat, then left, dragging the creature behind him.


Furry gaped at the man. She stood shakily to her feet. "W...wait!" for what?

She glanced beside her and saw her kaasan, same shocked expression. "Setari... What the hell...?"


'That... ' Setari blinked. 'That was a gargoyle!' Setari turned and raced after the man. 'Come on, Furry!'


Furry's eyes widened as far as they would go. "NANI?!" She ran after Setari. "Wait!"

'We can't, or he'll get away!' Setari called back. They caught up with the man on the bottom floor. 'HEY!' The man looked round. Setari stopped, breathing heavily. 'Why were you attacking the gargoyle?!'

'You know about gargoyles?' The man asked.

Setari nodded. 'Duh, they're on practically every church. Why were you attacking it?!'

'The Order sent me to capture and contain it.' He told her.

'Why contain it?!' Setari asked.

The man shrugged. 'I don't question what I'm told to do.'

'Maybe you should start questioning it!' Setari told him. 'Gargoyles ward off evil'

'Maybe thats why the Order wants it' The man told her.

'But you don't need to attack it! You could just ask!' Setari glared at the man and knelt down by the gargoyle, working on untying it.


Furry stood there with a blank expression. Ok...

"...Kaasan... Who is he?"


'No idea' Setari shrugged, finally untying the gargoyle and placing her hand on it's head. It nuzzled into her hand and Setari picked it up. 'I think you should ask this order what they want first.' She said coldly, before turning and leaving the building.

Furry stared after her, gaping. She turned to the man, who also looked a little confused.

"Erm... Well... that was... Setari..." She looked at the man square in the eyes. "And I'm Furisca D'Fynn..."


'Van Helsing' He nodded before leaving.

Setari sighed once she was outside, and noticed that the gargoyle was clinging to her coat. She looked at it. 'What is it?' It just clung tighter. Setari laughed and nodded. 'Ok, you can stay.' She then stopped and waited for Furry.


Furry followed him hurriedly. She found Setari waiting for her with the gargoyle clinging to her like a toddler. She stared at it. Then Setari.

"We can't keep that... We can barley pay rent ourselves..." She put her hands on her hips. "Anyway... It's stone..." She turned to the man called Van Helsing.

"Is this magic or something?"


Van Helsing nodded. Setari sighed. 'We can't just force it away either. What do you eat?' She asked the gargoyle. It shook it's head. 'See? It doesn't eat, that means we can keep it!' Setari beamed.


Furry shook her head. "Thats not the point. Van-san here says this is magic." She paused. "Nothing we know of, let alone control..." Furisca sighed. "Come on Setari, and see some common sense!"


'Humanities fatal flaw, trying to control things. Think of it like a child, you wouldn't want me to abandon a toddler just because we couldn't feed it.' Setari said. 'We can't just leave it, it's scared!' She protested.


Furry frowned. When did she herself have any pity or sympathy?! Escpecilly for something that can't eat and would probably be a pain in the ass!

She was going to say no again...

...till she rememerbed that time. When Setari took her in, both children, when her village was burned to the ground, her family and friends slaughtered. She stared at the cowering creature. She sighed.

"...Fine..." Pause. "But I want more answers!"


Setari nodded. 'I'm sure Mr...?' She prompted Van Helsing. He gave his name, again. 'Mr Van Helsing here won't mind explaning to us.' She said.

Van Helsing raised an eyebrow, then sighed. 'This will take a while.' He said.

'Come back to the flat for coffee?' She offered.


Furry, in the end, sighed. There was no way she could go against her kaasan's wishes, she was the world to her.

"Fine" Furry pointed at the... golem... creature... thing! "But we are putting... THAT... on a leash!"


Setari looked very unimpressed. 'It's not a pet' She said. As she began walking, she glanced at Van Helsing. 'So... Who is this "Order"?' She asked.

'Simply put, they protect the world from evil creatures.' Helsing explained.

'Evil creatures... like what?' Setari prompted.

'Vampires, Werewolves, Banshees, Trolls...' Helsing shrugged.


Furry started to walk with them.

"Wow, talk about sterotyping, they dont' give them much of a chance, ne?"

She had the key to the flat in her pocket, she was glad it didn't fall out during the rush eailer.


Helsing just shrugged. 'I don't know. All I ask is what I'm after and how I kill it.'

Setari scowled. 'So why do they do kill all these creatures'

'They are a blight on gods green earth' Helsing replied.

Setari snorted. 'So are humans. Do the order tell you to kill humans too?' She asked sarcastically.

'Humans aren't innately evil'

'Neither are vampires!' Setari shot back.


Furry looked at Setari. "Ah, but vampires are scary, un-human. 'Gods green Earth' is pretty much about God, so of course anything not in the bible is evil" She shrugged. "I don't blame them though, I find the whole situation ridiculous"


'Humanity's fatal flaw' Setari muttered again. 'If they can't control it, they destroy it.' The gargoyle nodded it's head and Setari laughed. 'See? Even the bones of the earth agree with me!' She stuck her tongue out at Furry and Helsing.


Furry frowned. "Hey! Don't do that to me! Because of people like Hell-san here, I've lived an ignorant life to suddenly find a Hunter of Evil Races and a golem at my doorstep"

Furry approached their flat-door. "Besides, humanity has many flaws, more than virtues if you as me!"


'Well... not really. It just doesn't show it's virtues. The human race is insanely clever, but too stupid to do anything about it.'


Furry shook her head as she unlocked the door. "Naaa, not to stupid to do anything about it, I mean we are clever but... we just don't know what to do with it..." Furry opened the door halfway before she paused. "I think the meaning of life, is to give life a meaning" she opened the door for the others. "But we are a little misguided from that, ne?"


'Actually, we do, but for some reason, we're stifling that knowledge, instead of encouraging it.' Setari said sadly.


Furry shrugged. "Something like that, probably" she slipped off her shoes. "I'm going to put on the kettle, ne?"


'Ok' Setari nodded as she poured herself some Irn Bru. 'So, Mr. Helsing. Explain.' Setari prompted at she sat down at the kitchen table and gestured for him to sit on one of the other chairs.

'About?' Helsing asked.

'Magic, Gargoyles, Vampires, this "Order", you. Stuff like that' Setari shrugged.


Furry spoke facing the kettle, with her back to them. "She wants to drown you in questions, Hell-san, kaasan has always been into things like this" The kettle finally clicked.

She got out a beer and handed Helsing the coffee then leaned on the counter, her dark eyes fixed on the man.


'Kaasan?' Helsing questioned.

'It means mother in Japanese' Setari said. 'I'm not her real mother' She added when Helsing opened his mouth, a very confused look on his face.


Furry laughed. "Yeah, it gets everyone, dont worry" She gluped her beer. "Where did golem go by the way?"


'I put it on the sofa and it seemed to fall asleep, but I think it's just resting. Can stone even sleep?' She wondered aloud, half directing the question to Helsing, who just shrugged.


Furry walked over till she towered over the creature. It twitched.

'Can sense me here?' She thought. It snored softely 'Probably not...'

She gulped the rest of her drink. "So, they don't eat, drink or anything? because we can't excaltly afford another mouth to feed right now..."


'No, Gargoyles are made of stone, so they don't need nourishment. They don't even need to sleep, they just enjoy resting.' Helsing explained.

'Understably' Setari added.


Furry frowned. "...Is this a possessed lump of stone then?! I mean... it's a rock... a living rock..."


'Thats it. It's the animated form of stone.'

'Quite litterally the bones of the earth, am I right, Mr. Van Helsing?' Setari asked. Helsing nodded.


Furry stared at Setari. "How can you be so calm?! All your life nothing like this happened... despite you babbled on and on about magic or something... now this... creature! And this... creature capturer! turns on your front door step!" Furry thought Setari would be excited or something...


Setari grinned and shrugged. 'I dunno, I guess I've spent so much time researching and obsessing that it doesn't quite seem so strange anymore' She said with another shrug.


Furrys eye twitched. "...You... researched...?" Furry absently dismisted the thought, not really caring what her kaasan did in her free-time. She turned to Helsing. "What are you going to do? I mean, arn't you going to get into trouble now or something?"


Helsing shrugged. 'I just need to take a gargoyle back with me. Since you don't seem willing to let this one out of your sight, I'll have to find another.' He said.

'Oh no you don't mister!' Setari said, a slight glare directed at Helsing. 'I'm not going to let you take some poor gargoyle back to this "Order" so they can do hideous experiments on it!'

Helsing blinked. 'They wouldn't do that!'

'Oh, yeah, sure~!' Setari said, sarcasm clear in her tone. 'Just like christians wouldn't kill another human! Oh, wait, then... what happened during the HOLY WAR?!' She snapped, glaring. Helsing recoiled.


Furry stared at her kaasan. Then threw her head back and laughed loudly. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

This is why she respected the girl!


Just at that moment a ringtone blared out of one of Helsings pockets. He reached in and pulled out a mobile phone. Which he then flipped open and answered. 'Carl?' he quieried into the phone. There was a pause. 'Sort of' Another pause. 'It's complicated.' And lets pause again. 'It's being, uh... protected...' Helsing glanced at Setari

'Is that the order you're talking to?' Setari asked. Helsing nodded. Then listened to his phone again. 'Yes, I told her.' Pause... 'I didn't have much of a choice, she took the thing off me!'

Setari could hear what Carl said, since he screeched it loud enough. 'SHE SAW YOU?!'

'Lemme talk to him!' Setari said, snatching Helsing's phone away from him.


Furry grimanced. "...Wanna another drink Ossan?" She whispered to Helsing. "...And I might have to get more Irn Bru for this one" she mummerd smiling towards Setari.


Helsing glanced at Furry and shook his head, before turning his attention back to Setari. 'Yes, I'm looking after the gargoyle. My name is Setari.' Pause. 'Right, well, honestly, I don't care what your name is, but I want to know, do you work for this "Order" that Mr. Van Helsing has told me about?!' Pause. 'Right, well then. I'd like to point out that I do /not/ agree with the way your "Order" treats good and benign creatures.' She snapped. 'I know not all creatures are benign. But Mr Van Helsing here was ordered to, AND I QUOTE! "capture and contain" a gargoyle! GARGOYLES ARE GOOD CREATURES AND THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE CAPTURED OR CONTAINED! THEY DESERVE OUR GOD DAMNED RESPECT!!!'

Pause.

'So, you're the person in charge, then? Well, I hope you heard what I said a moment ago.' Setari said coldly. Once again, she paused, then her eyes go hard and cold in fury. 'The only reason these creatures are trying to hurt humans is because of JERKS like YOU who insist on treating them with contempt and disrespect. If you could just throw away your god damned human ARROGANCE you would see that these creatures simply need our LOVE AND RESPECT!' Pause. 'If you do not understand what I have said so far, then there is only one more thing I can say to you. And that is that I will do everything in my power to stop you hurting those who are innocent.' Setari hung up and passed the phone back to Helsing while saying 'I suggest you resign.'


Furry was laughing so hard. She wooped during half of the phone call.

She HATED authority.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! OH God! Brilliant speech, kaasan!" He glanced towards Helsing. "I suggest if you DO resign, you can stay here if you want"

If Setari trusts then they must be sort-of ok...


Helsing blinked. He'd never even thought of resigning before. Could he? The order had taken him in when he had no memories of who he was, but then again, he had his memories back now... And Setari did have a point... except... 'Do you not believe in god?'

Setari snorted. 'Hell no. Not once in my life have I seen proof that god exists. The closest thing I've seen to a miracle is love, and that is no proof that god exists, in fact I'd like to think it proves the opposite.'


Furry sniggered. She was being pacticurly funny today. And snappy.

Furry frowned. Damn it... this means there is going to barely be any ketchup tonight... she would of eaten it all! Again!

She sighed. Furry didn't really belive in God. Instead, there is a spark, a little light that makes all your fears fade away, its a little hope at the back of your mind.

It was prbably called insticnt, but its what Furry belived in. "Why do you belive in God?"


Helsing considered for a moment. Should he tell them? Would they believe him. Something said they probably would. 'I am his left hand.'

Setari blinked. '. . .' Silence. She narrowed her eyes. 'What did you say your first name was again?'

'I didn't.' Helsing stated.

'OH MY GOD! THERE'S AN ANGEL IN OUR KITCHEN!!!' Setari yelped. 'You're the Arch Angel Gabriel, RIGHT?!' Helsing nodded. Setari twtiched. 'Where are your wings?' Helsing facefaulted.


Furry twitched too. "OH MY GOD... where are your wings?! Anyways, I got a few things to say to whats-his-face... God"


'I don't have wings.' Helsing said.

Setari shrugged, then narrowed her eyes. 'Have you ever actually seen god?' She asked. Helsing frowned, then shook his head slowly. 'HA! So then, how do you know this "God" is actually a deity, and not, say, just another angel?' She suggested. Helsing blinked. 'Cause thats my theory'

Furry was suddenly a little confused "Ne ne, kaasan, is insticnt the same as your own theroy?"


Setari frowned. 'Well, I don't believe this god-angel has ultimate power and all that shit, so probably...'

Furry turned to Helsing and started poking his head. "You need to trust your own insticnt, mate! Its rarely wrong!" She smiled and stopped poking him. "Theories grow old over time, or some start obessesing over it and start to belive its everything" She looked towards Setari "Ne, kaasan, is the bible a theory?"


Setari thought for a moment, then said. 'Probably.'


She looked back at Helsing. "See?"


Helsing just blinked at her. 'So, you staying for dinner?' Setari asked suddenly.


Furry drew up her fist. "Yosh! We havn't had a visitor since Sarah and Devil! Do you like rice, Ossan?"


Helsing blinked. 'Uh, sure...' He seemed a little out of his depth.

'Okay! Rice for three it is then! I think I'll have frankfurters with mine, you want some as well Furry, Gabriel?'


Furry grinned "Hai! Three please!" Furry set about putting cups and plates on the table.

It may hit the budget a little, but they'll just enjoy the night for now.


Helsing nodded and Setari set to work cooking. Barely ten minutes later the food was on the plates. Setari also placed a bowl of strawberries and other berry fruits in the middle of the table. 'For dessert' She explained at Helsing's questioning look.


Furry INHALED her food. She liked her food. A lot.


Setari ate quickly, but not as quickly as Furry. Helsing was the last to finish, but Setari made sure there were some berries left for him.


Furry sighed and poked a stomach. "I got podge" She said and giggled.


Setari laughed and shook her head. 'You'll have worked it off by morning. You sleep walk, you know.' She told Furry.


Furrys eyes windened and she pouted. "Nani?! I do not!"


'Do too' Setari told her, chuckling.


For a full ten seconds, Furry sulked. Then she suddenly stood up, thoughts of brooding flying from her head. "Yosh! Lets clear up now, ne?!"


Setari laughed and nodded. 'Hai!' She said, picking up her plate and Helsing's and taking them to the sink.


As Furry helped dry up she tohught for a bit. "...Ne ne, Ossan will need somewhere to stay... You can sleep on the couch for now!" She grinned.


'Thanks' Helsing nodded.

'No probs' Setari replied. Once the dishes were done she sighed. 'Well, I got to get on with my writing, before my editor kills me, or worse.' With that she vanished into her room, taking the Gargoyle with her.


Furry sighed too. "I better get on with that bloody comic, what will you do Ossan?"


Helsing blinked, then shrugged. He really didn't know what to do. He was always working for the order, but now he had a whole evening to while away.


Furry let loose a small smile. "...How about relaxing?" She grabbed him by the arm and dragged him towards the couch. "I will get you some covers later, there some books up there if you want to read, you're welcome to drinks, the cups are on the left hand side..."

Furry thought for a bit before she added. "And i wouldnt disturb Kaasan if i were you... especially when she's got her door shut and working, ok?"


Helsing nodded, a little overloaded. 'Thanks.' He nodded.


Furry huffed and grinned. "Ok then!" She went up the few small steps and turned directly right into her room. Or pigsty. Really it looked liked a bombs hit it. It didnt matter, she picked her way through, plonked herself down and started drawing up the ideas that had been in her head all day.



{~{The Next Morning}~}

Furry woke up, with a little drool, to find she had slept on her desk. Again.

Relived to find no drool on her work, she popped her back and stepped into the hall and went to find some breakfast.

Something that, Furisca D' Fynn, had not expected to find, was a creature snuffing around in a torn cerial box.

She stared.

"...JEBUS CHRIST!"


Setari jolted awake at the sound of Furry's shout. But when she realised there was no screaming, smell of blood, or evil laughter, she flopped back down and went back to sleep.

Van Helsing, on the other hand, was up, gun in hand, before Furry could even let out another "eep". When he realised it was only the Gargoyle, he sighed and put his gun away.


Furry stood there in a T-shirt that went to her knee's. She was wearing no knickers. "Err, Ossan! ...Erm, Ohayo! Um..." Golem was now looking at Furry, Helsing, then at Furry again.


'"Ohayo"?' Helsing questioned, confused.


"Sorry, I got a bad habit of mixxing japanese and English" She smiled akwardly. "It means 'Good morning'. Heh..."


'Ah, good morning.' Helsing replied with a slight quirk of his lips that might have been a smile, but no one will ever really know.

Just at that moment Setari's bedroom door banged open and she walked out looking like something the cat dragged in. 'Ohayo~' She said in a low whimper and proceeded to trudge into the kitchen.

Helsing just watched her go with a look of concern on his face.


Furry stared at her with a deadpanned look. "Kaasan, you look like shit... as usual every morning"


'And I feel like it too' Setari groaned, drinking Irn Bru straight out of the big bottle. A small smile appeared on her face. 'At least I managed to get the first part of my story finished.'


Furrys eyes twitched. "Kaasan, even I know your meant to be on THIRD chapter by now!" She sighed and waved a hand. "Whatever, I'm going to have a shower, Ossan, you can have one as if ya want. Blah... blah..." She trudged up the stairs, entered the bathroom and locked the door.


Setari shook her head. 'I said part, Furry, part. That means twenty one chapters done and dusted and ready for printing.' Then she groaned and slumped down into a chair. 'Ugh, I feel like I swallowed a bucket full of sand!' She groaned.


Furry stepped out of the shower, dressed and a more awake. "Yosh! Showers free!" She padded down barefooted to the kitchen again, only to see Helsing still standing there. "Ne ne Ossan, you just going to stand there like a spare lemon?"


Setari looked up and burst out laughing. Helsing quirked and eyebrow but Setari was laughing to hard to see.


Furry sighed. "Jeez" She grabbed his arm and dragged him infront of the bathroom. "Right, there are spare clothes in the attic somewhere so ill get those, you go and have a shower, bath, whatever. But make it quick we dont have money to spare, towels are on the left, leave your clothes in the basket so they will get cleaned later and if you didn't get all that..." She shoved him into the bathroom. "...Oh well" She shut the door.

"...GOLEM! STOP CHEWING THE TABLE LEG!"


The Gargoyle looked up at her, made a weird sort of chattering noise, like bits of slate clacking together, and went back to chewing the table. 'Come on, stop that.' Setari chided the gargoyle. It looked up at her, chattered again, then hpoed off somewhere else.


Furrys eye twictched. "I SHALL KEEP THAT ON A LEASH!"


Setari shook her head, but didn't say anything. She yawned, 'Man, I'm still so tired.'


Furry yanked down the ladder to the attic. "Then go have a coffee"


'BLEUGH' Setari made a disgusted sound. 'Disgusting drink, coffee. Bleugh' She said again.


"Tea?" Furry called down from the attic. There were mummers of 'nope', 'no..' or 'that defently wouldn't suit him!'


'Meh, tea fine but it's better to drink it before you go to bed, not after you wake up...' Setari called back.


"Well... AHA! FOUND IT! Hows this, kaasan?!" Furry threw down plain jeans and a plain black T-shirt from the attic. "What size do you think he is? I think those might suit him!"


'They look like they'll fit' Setari said looking up. Then she nodded. 'Yep, they'll almost definately fit.'


Furry grinned. "Yosh I think he's been in there long enough... ne?"


'Give him a little longer' Setari said, yawning again.


Furry frowned but didnt argue. She got out the Xbox and started playing HalfLife2. Again.

Even the Garegoyel came to watch, fascinated.


Helsing reappeared not long after, wearing his normal clothes.


Furry frowned and crossed her arms. "We found some normal clothes for you so people wouldn't look twice at you" She drew the items into view. "You dont have to get changed now, but when you go out, I would advise it otherwise the police will get suspicous or something... and defently don't carry around the gun! It stays here!"


Helsing blinked, then snorted. 'I need my gun. It's saved my life more times than I can count. I keep my gun.' He replied, sounding almost stubborn.


Furry glared at him. She waved a hand. "...Is the what-you-call-it... council, after you?"


'The what-you-call-it council?' Helsing raised an eyebrow. 'I have no idea what you're talking about.'


Furry pouted "The place you worked for?!"


'The Order' Helsing corrected. 'And hopefully not. But other... ah, creatures might be.' He said.


Her eye twitched. "...Other creatures?" She pointed at 'Golem' who was poking the Xbox. "You mean there is more of... them?"

'There are more Gargoyles, yes, but they won't come after me.' Helsing said.

1 comment:

  1. LOL XD AWESOME
    (THIS IS PSYCHO-CLOWN BTW :D)

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